Everyone has seen pictures of Kim Kardashian all bloodied up after undergoing a Vampire Facial or more accurately Vampire Facelift™. What you may not know is that the creators of the Vampire FaceLift™ have another patented procedure for the breast called- go ahead and guess… Vampire Breast Lift™!
Without going too deep into the science of it all, the basic procedure for the Vampire Breast Lift™ involves drawing about two teaspoons of your blood that is then machine spun at lighting speed to separate the platelets. If you’re a fan of the dizzying Gravitron ride at the amusement parks, then you are more familiar with this concept than you know. Once the platelets are completely separated from the blood, they are stressed to the point where growth factors are released to repair the damage, or “activated”. This is where the magic happens!
The growth factors are injected into the breast where they in turn activate the creation of new collagen, fatty tissue and blood vessels. The end results are plumper, smoother, younger looking breast (perky nipples included) and an enhanced cleavage. Oh and as an added bonus, nipple sensitivity is increased back to the age where breast best known for inducing pleasure not producing meals. Have implants? Not a problem, you too can benefit from a Vampire Breast Lift™ especially if your implants are rippling. The new tissue growth will cover up the rippling leaving you with a more natural appearance.
As good as it sounds, the Vampire Breast Lift is not for everyone. It can’t take you from an A to a C cup nor can it repair severe sagging. You should also know that it takes about 2 to 3 months for the full effect to set in and it lasts for one to two years. A word of caution, the name Vampire Breast Lift™ (and FaceLift) is trademarked and the process is patented; only use a doctor certified to perform this procedure. Check out vampirebreastlift.com to find physician in your area.